Funny Conformation Terms
1. Great stud dog: Mounts anything that can fog a mirror.
2. Excels in movement: If he gets loose, runs like Hell.
3. Personality Plus: Wakes up if you put liver right up his nose.
4. Good bite: Missed the judge, got the steward right where it counts.
5. Large boned: Looks like a Clydesdale draft horse.
6. Good Obedience prospect: Smart enough to come in from the rain, but, whooooo.... Ug-LEE!
7. Quiet and good natured: When locked in his kennel and covered with a blanket.
8. Excels in type and style: However, moves like an arthritic spider on speed.
9. Won in stiff competition: Beat four 6-9 month puppies and a 9-year-old novice dog.
10. Multiple group winner: At two puppy matches, before he lost his baby teeth.
11. Pointed: His head is shaped like a carrot.
12. Noted Judge: He put up our dog.
13. Respected Judge: He put up our dog twice.
14. Esteemed Judge: He puts up anything with a handler.
15. Specialty Judge: Puts up anything that looks like his own breeding.
16. Won in heavy competition: The others were revoltingly overweight, as were their handlers.
17. Shown Sparingly: Only when we knew we had it in the bag.
18. Show Prospect: He has 4 legs, 2 eyes, 2 ears, and 1 tail.
19. Finished in 5 shows: If you don't count the 89 where he failed to place at all.
20. Well Balanced: Straight as a stick, both front and rear.
21. Handled brilliantly by: Nobody else can get near him without a cattle prod and a prong collar.
22. At stud to "approved" bitches: Those bitches whose owners' check is "approved" by our bank.
23. Linebred from famous champions: Ch Whoozitz appears twice in the 6th generation of his pedigree.
24. Terrific brood bitch: Her conformation is the pits, but she free-whelps enormous litters.25. Wins another Best In Show: His second, under the same judge, my uncle.(author unknown)
